THIS JUST IN:::::: (this article would ordinarily be placed in our 'News' section, but as it is too important, must go front page)
TED'S DAD IS TRYING TO TAKE OUR SITE DOWN. WE WILL NOT BE TAKEN DOWN. WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED. WE WILL NOT BEND OVER. WE WILL NOT... BE... STOPPED.
Oh sure, one might say ted's dad has opened his mouth wide in protest. BUT IN VAIN! For we aim to fill it with the dick of our website.
Sure, one might say ted's dad is taking a hands on approach to the matter. BUT IN VAIN! Because all he's doing with those hands is massaging the dick of our website.
Sure, one may say that ted's dad is bending over and exposing his cheeks. And that because it's just gay.
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